Sucklord lives and breathes toys and toy making. When he’s not knocking out his infamous bootlegs, he’s creating elaborate and hilarious videos. His most recent episodic masterpiece is the Toy Lords of Chinatown. Episode 1 features poor Vectar struggling to deal with his demanding boss, Sucklord, all the while trying to get his own shine. While enlightening us to the dark underpinnings of the toy world in Chinatown, the series also serves as a preview of upcoming illicit products such as the recently released ‘Dumny’ otherwise known a “Children Toy” that is Fun, Safe, and Well-Made. Sold?
Get it now for $35 and maybe the Sucklord will thrown in some steak knives or a super absorbent miracle towel. Then again…
